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Evidence Showing Why PS3 is Made by Aliens
Posted on October 11, 2009 by Dustin S.
 

There have been many theories about Sony and their plans to lead the video game industry. Many of which involve the battle between Microsoft and Sony as competitors. Well I have scientific proof on why so many people have a unique sense to not warm up to Sony so fast. The proof leads me to one very important problem, Sony is in fact affiliated with Aliens and the PS3 is Alien technology! Let me explain how this is true.

The technology that no one has seen before

The first thing that every alien movie or alien theory targets is how scientifically advanced alien technology is compared to human technology. This explains why the PlayStation 3 entertainment system is so superior to all of its competitors. How is it Sony is capable of inventing the cell processor? They also created Blu-ray, which like all alien technology, is slowly taking over the world by pushing the human counterpart DVD and HD DVD off shelves.

 This would also explain why developers like Valve continue to say the PS3 is too hard to develop for and continue to push the rivaling consoles. They obviously know something we don’t know, and can’t understand the technology aliens bring upon us. While the other companies like EA have already been brainwashed by the alien virus, Valve continues to fight it off? Maybe the third parties are a part of the entire take over? There is no other explanation on why a third party company would do such a thing! Perhaps the latest rumors of Resistance 3 will give us some answers?

Of course they try to cover it up by releasing human based games like Uncharted, but even then they have Alien trade marks within. Uncharted 2 is based on the findings of the Crystal Skull, which according to Indiana Jones, is alien technology on earth.  Sony also has a huge fascination with exclusive fantasy based games, especially in Japan, at which human life is incapable of. You top this off with the war based shooters, which according to Jack Thompson make humans very angry with themselves, and you have an easy take over.

Exclusive games revolve around aliens!

Fanboys continue to tout how great Sony’s exclusive lineup is, but it’s an unfair advantage to rivals. If you look closely, a majority of Sony’s first party games involve aliens in some way. Rather it is Chimera in Resistance, Helghast and ISA in Killzone, or the friendly creatures called Lombax in Ratchet and Clank. Sony is an alien race so only they know what is out there; therefore they portray these creatures correctly. With the human fascination of knowing what lives in outer space, rivaling alien based games are too human like to be fascinating by any means.  

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trediddy says:
lol i was thinking while i was reading, is Dustin really serious?!?!?!?
Posted on Oct 11, 2009 15:35:30
trediddy says:
lol i was thinking while i was reading, is Dustin really serious?!?!?!?
Posted on Oct 11, 2009 15:35:30
trediddy says:
lol i was thinking while i was reading, is Dustin really serious?!?!?!?
Posted on Oct 11, 2009 15:35:30

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