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Jordan
17-06-2009, 07:01 PM
This is a classic forum game. I'll give you an example of how it works.

User-1: I wish Modern Warfare 2 would come out tomorrow
User-2: Granted, but it would cost $200. I wish that the Ps3 could do my homework.

The process then repeats. The object of the game is to corrupt the wish (obviously) and post your own wish.

I'll start:

I wish all downloadable content was free.

Dustin S.
17-06-2009, 07:20 PM
Granted but PSN now has a subscription and the DLC sucks.

I wish i could fly!

SaintAvi
17-06-2009, 08:43 PM
Okey dokey but only in thunderstorms

I wish for a squirtle

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/nintendo/en/images/e/e3/Squirtle.png

tonzie
17-06-2009, 08:45 PM
Granted, but it's a sexoholic perverted animal with squirting problems.

I wish we could all get along.

maf10s1
17-06-2009, 09:20 PM
Granted, but things are boring

I wish for a lag free PSN

tonzie
17-06-2009, 09:58 PM
Can't grant that if it's already true. ;)

I wish for a third arm.

SaintAvi
17-06-2009, 11:40 PM
Ooook but you lose a leg

I want a bulbasaur

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_r7yZAC05Xy4/SggoeLTUVgI/AAAAAAAAACY/rgOVGp1liFQ/s320/200px-Bulbasaur.png

Dustin S.
18-06-2009, 12:07 AM
Granted but you were miss heard and granted a whole differnt sore....

I wish for a hot girl friend!

tonzie
18-06-2009, 12:14 AM
Granted, but she has a penis coming out her armpit.

I wish for a million dollars.

Jordan
18-06-2009, 12:21 AM
Granted but it's in store credit for Victoria's Secret

I wish to win that red ps3.

SaintAvi
18-06-2009, 12:24 AM
Ok but you sell your thumbs to science and become colorblind

I want a charmander

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/es.pokemon/images/thumb/5/56/Charmander.png/200px-Charmander.png

Dipchit02
18-06-2009, 12:25 AM
granted but you get a salamander instead

i wish i had a 1969 corvette stingray

SaintAvi
18-06-2009, 12:28 AM
Ok but you get a Steve Irwin stingray as well

I want a bowling alley

Dipchit02
18-06-2009, 12:29 AM
granted but all the balls are cubed.

i wish i had inFamous

SaintAvi
18-06-2009, 12:34 AM
granted but all the balls are cubed.

i wish i had inFamous

Awesome so I'd have like 10^3 bowling balls

Anywho

You get inFamous but get hit by lightning before you can play it
I wish for dev's to start making platformers again

Jordan
18-06-2009, 12:41 AM
Granted but they're all jonas brother themed

I wish I were a real boy.

EIN
18-06-2009, 12:49 AM
granted, but youre stuck in puberty for the rest of your life

I wish that the law of gravity was only a suggestion

SaintAvi
18-06-2009, 12:56 AM
Ok but it would only be a suggestion to the morbidly obese

I want that damn MGS movie

Jordan
18-06-2009, 01:01 AM
Granted but it's being directed by Uwe Boll and stars Paris Hilton as Solid Snake

I wish I had three wishes.

SaintAvi
18-06-2009, 01:08 AM
Alright but you swallow your tongue :O

Since that squirtle was made out into a perv... I'll take a snorlax

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K3hKxrxQGBk/SgwXbREvJLI/AAAAAAAAFEo/phipCQ3Ww98/s320/Snooze-Snorlax.png

EIN
18-06-2009, 01:09 AM
granted but it rolls over you in its sleep

I wish pokemon were super buffed on steroids

SaintAvi
18-06-2009, 01:29 AM
Alright, but the steroids all get stolen by machoke and the balance remains
http://pokemon.marriland.com/images/platinum/sprites/front/norm/067_machoke_1_m.png

I'll take a universal remote like Sandler in that movie Click

Dipchit02
18-06-2009, 03:07 AM
granted but if you use you will die

i want Jessica Alba to be my girlfriend

tonzie
18-06-2009, 03:30 AM
Granted, but she wears a chastity belt that can never be removed.

I wish I could teleport.

SaintAvi
18-06-2009, 03:35 AM
Ok, but you will always get stuck between thresholds like ceilings and walls

I wish SC Conviction would just come out and announce its timed exclusivity

Nikhil
18-06-2009, 11:10 AM
Granted, but the PS3 version is horribly coded, has massive framrate drops, and is completely unplayable.

I wish it would stop raining so I could go mountain biking.

Jordan
18-06-2009, 12:56 PM
Granted but it snows heavily instead.

I wish I were a girl for a day.

Dipchit02
18-06-2009, 02:59 PM
granted but you are so ugly people still think you are a guy.

i wish there was no terrorism

Dustin S.
18-06-2009, 04:51 PM
Granted so you go to jail and are later executed in Iraq.

I wish you knew what i was about to wish and it comes true....

tonzie
18-06-2009, 06:09 PM
Granted, we all know you wanted a little boy for your own reasons. ;)

I wish I had a Klondike Bar.

Jordan
18-06-2009, 07:15 PM
Granted but you get explosive diarrhea and projectile vomiting simultaneously, shortly afterwards.

I wish my wishes can not be corrupted.

tonzie
18-06-2009, 07:45 PM
That isn't supposed to happen already?

Granted, but you parents turn into elephants, and your children all turn out to be large deformed dung beetles.

I wish I didn't get diarrhea when I eat cake.

Dustin S.
18-06-2009, 07:53 PM
Granted, instead you get raging vomit attacks before you go to sleep at nite....

I wish i could make the greatest move ever created!

Nikhil
18-06-2009, 09:05 PM
It would have been granted if you said movie instead of move.

I wish I had some money right now.

tonzie
18-06-2009, 10:22 PM
Granted, but you only receive 23 yen.

I wish I had better Killzone 2 skillz.

SaintAvi
19-06-2009, 01:40 AM
Alright but a everyone stops playing the game

I wish for a means of instant travel

Sauberbmw
19-06-2009, 02:31 AM
Granted, but you always end up disfigured

i wish for a ferrari f430 scuderia spider

Dipchit02
19-06-2009, 02:54 AM
granted but you crash it driving off the lot

i wish i had unlimited beautiful girlfriends

Sauberbmw
19-06-2009, 02:58 AM
granted but you turn gay

i wish i was the worlds greatest genius

SaintAvi
19-06-2009, 03:07 AM
Alright, but you dont get smarter everyone just becomes dumber

I want the gibson iron cross and be able to keep my body the way it is (so no making
my fingers go away :] )

http://www.espguitars.com/images/guitars/IronCross_ESP.jpg

Dustin S.
19-06-2009, 03:16 AM
Lol Sauberbmw that made me laugh

Granted but its stolen and the FBI lists you on their most wanted list where you disapear in thin air and go to a cruel place where 300 pound chicks can do very bad things....

I wish I said Movie in my last wish and got it granted lol

SaintAvi
19-06-2009, 03:50 AM
Ok move was changed to movie but the rest of the sentence got changed to ultimately be
"I wish I was in the greatest gay gangbang movie"

I want a awesome surround sound system

Dustin S.
19-06-2009, 04:10 AM
Granted but now you have to watch my...er...movie so loud your neighbors can hear it.

I wish i was in a non-gay movie lol.

SaintAvi
19-06-2009, 04:24 AM
Alright it is a non non-gay movie, Double negative !

I want a bank account with unlimited funds

Sauberbmw
19-06-2009, 02:15 PM
granted, but you cant spend any of it

i wish i ruled the earth

EIN
19-06-2009, 09:26 PM
granted, but the earth gets smashed by an asteroid 2 seconds later

I wish this thread would continue forever

Dipchit02
19-06-2009, 09:34 PM
granted but the forums get corrupted and no one can get on them any more

i wish University of Michigan would win the Football National Championship this year

SaintAvi
20-06-2009, 02:54 AM
Alright, but they win it by cheating and are then exposed

I wish I could travel through time

Jordan
20-06-2009, 12:18 PM
Granted but you travel to when North America was only inhabited by Native Americans and they're not so peaceful...

I wish people would stop posting "first" on youtube videos

Sauberbmw
20-06-2009, 09:41 PM
granted, so people start posting second.

i wish Gran turismo 5 would finally come out instead of being delayed

Dustin S.
20-06-2009, 10:19 PM
Granted but you get a GF and never have enough money to buy it.

I wish the all the macs in the world suddenly blew up

Jordan
21-06-2009, 12:29 AM
Granted causing everyone to rely on pc's.... Vista for everyone! yay...

I wish my mac had a port where I could make love to it.

SaintAvi
21-06-2009, 01:26 AM
Alright but you did not know it was actually a pencil sharpener, ouch.

I wish I knew what to wish for

lloyd
21-06-2009, 02:15 AM
Granted, but you forget about it three seconds later

I wish for the person posting after me to give me a better computer than what I have.

Jordan
22-06-2009, 12:42 AM
Granted but it's so good that it turns into a robot and attacks your family

I wish this thread will hit the 4 page mark.

Sauberbmw
22-06-2009, 12:46 AM
Granted but you get banned and your never allowed to access the site

I wish to find a better job:)

SaintAvi
22-06-2009, 04:57 AM
Alright, you get the job of being a human guinea pig for science

I wish I was not feeling sick

lloyd
23-06-2009, 08:43 PM
Done, but someone stabs you in your manhood and you bleed out on the floor.

I wish I could read faster

Dipchit02
24-06-2009, 01:55 AM
granted but then your eyes fall out

i wish videogames were free

lloyd
24-06-2009, 02:35 AM
Granted, but a horde of mutant, zombie, teddy bear, ninjaz from the thirty second century come back and kill all current and future video game developers.

I wish my cat would leave my keyboard and mouse alone when I'm trying to type.

SaintAvi
24-06-2009, 10:15 PM
Ok it decides to play with a gun instead

I wish for a Zelda like PS3 game

lloyd
26-06-2009, 02:34 PM
Granted, but it is developed by the wonderful people who also made Let's Ride: Silver Buckle Stables.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TEWAPNY8L._AA280_.jpg

I wish I had more pudding. :/

Sauberbmw
29-06-2009, 02:49 PM
granted but it is prune flavoured

i wish for no more debt

EIN
30-06-2009, 06:51 PM
granted because you pay for all of it...

I wish for all of the worlds problems to be resolved via paintball matches

Sauberbmw
03-07-2009, 03:52 PM
Granted, but everyone is against you

i wish for world peace

Jordan
05-07-2009, 08:24 PM
Granted but first comes world war three then the peace.

I wish for nothing.

SaintAvi
15-07-2009, 10:11 PM
Granted and the Corrupt a wish thread receives no activity for 1 week.

I wish my co-workers had brains in their heads

lloyd
18-07-2009, 11:12 PM
Granted, however the brain is not compatible with their body and they act as nothing has changed.

I wish for my boss to give me a day off.

m0tl3sl4y3r
19-07-2009, 07:22 PM
granted, but then you won't get another all year

I wish I was better at CoD 4 and KIllzone 2

Sauberbmw
20-07-2009, 12:40 AM
granted but you EPICALLY fail at everything else

i wish i was not not the most Un unintelligent person on this planet

SaintAvi
20-07-2009, 12:46 AM
Alright but you cant articulate all that knowledge and become a vegetable

I wish I had something good to wish for

Sauberbmw
20-07-2009, 01:01 AM
granted, But it is only good for seconds then something horribly goes wrong and you kill of 90% of the human population and the rest is left to fend off zombie attacks except these zombies are very intelligent and use tactics to wipe off the human race leaving only you, hungry, scared, and hunted lol

i wish i wasn't so dark

samsonite
20-07-2009, 05:45 AM
Granted, but now the light is so intense you're unable to see anything else

I wish I had more time to play PS3

lloyd
20-07-2009, 12:37 PM
Granted, but after playing it so much it becomes self aware and kills you in your sleep then falls off the bed and unplugs its self. poor thing..

I wish for Linger In Shadows

Jordan
25-07-2009, 12:52 AM
granted but your ps3 gets the yellow light of death

I wish Pssync.com would launch already!

tonzie
25-07-2009, 01:26 AM
Granted, but you got banned for rushing it. ;)
I wish Pizza tasted like banana milkshakes.

lloyd
29-07-2009, 01:23 PM
Granted, but it tastes horrid and the whole world hates you for it and eventually kills you for it.

I wish for a nice cold Diet Doctor Pepper

Sauberbmw
29-07-2009, 05:28 PM
granted, but you lose your taste buds

i wish for a wish

SaintAvi
29-07-2009, 06:19 PM
Alright but you lose your voice

I wish everyone will capitalize on that gamestop street fighter iv sale!

m0tl3sl4y3r
30-07-2009, 08:08 PM
granted, but there are no more copies of it

I wish I could play guitar like Dave Mustaine or Dimebag Darryl

Sauberbmw
30-07-2009, 09:26 PM
granted, but thats before they became good

i wish for GT 5 to come out

samsonite
31-07-2009, 05:19 AM
Granted, but it comes out for Xbox 360, as well.

I wish I had enough money to buy all of the amazing games coming out in the beginning of 2010.

m0tl3sl4y3r
31-07-2009, 07:04 PM
granted, but you get no enjoyment out of them whatsoever
I wish that I did not have to go to work but they still paid me

samsonite
01-08-2009, 07:42 AM
granted, but you get no enjoyment out of them whatsoever
I wish that I did not have to go to work but they still paid me

Granted, but you only get paid about one dollar a month.... and you kill yourself as a result of the mind-numbing boredom.

I wish for lots of puppies

lloyd
01-08-2009, 06:33 PM
Granted, but they act just like puppies and eat, sleep, p!ss, Sh!t, chew everything up, bark all the time, infest the household with flees and ticks. After one month you become so tired of them that you grill them all and have a nice feast.

I wish my kitten would act nicer and less like a kitten

m0tl3sl4y3r
01-08-2009, 06:53 PM
granted, but then it won't leave u alone and u get really annoyed with it and it runs away in fear of u hurting it

I wish MW2 would come out sooner

Sauberbmw
02-08-2009, 01:47 AM
Granted but it is full of glitches and has no replay value whatsoever
or you system fails and sony/microsoft wont fix it

i wish HP made better laptops

m0tl3sl4y3r
02-08-2009, 06:40 PM
granted, but they're all way overpriced and no one can afford them, so they go right back to make the ones that they make right now

I wish this thread will never end but is still really entertaining

Sauberbmw
02-08-2009, 07:50 PM
granted, its just becomes outdated for a better thread in which your not allowed in

i wish for an afro

samsonite
03-08-2009, 03:46 AM
Granted, but a horrible, horrible hair-dye related incident makes your afro permanently orange.

I wish I had better taste in music.

m0tl3sl4y3r
03-08-2009, 01:23 PM
granted, but you listen to this new music too loud and eventually go deaf

I wish that our efforts in getting Children of Bodom to do a concert in town work and they do a concert in town

lloyd
05-08-2009, 03:55 PM
Granted, but the band members get sick, play horribly, and end up puking a 1/3 of the way through the concert.

I wish to have kids that are just like my nephews.

Sauberbmw
05-08-2009, 09:08 PM
granted, but you get divorced and your wife takes them and your never allowed to see them.

i wish AMD chips didn't heat up like Intel Chips

SaintAvi
06-08-2009, 03:46 AM
Ok, the instead freeze and the defrosting screws up your system

I wish I had the time to get through all these unplayed games I got

samsonite
06-08-2009, 04:20 AM
Granted, but you lose your job, and your house is repossessed as a result of the amount of time you spend playing games.

I wish I was wittier.

lloyd
19-08-2009, 08:30 PM
Granted, but you get your hands and tongue cut off by rival writers and are forced to either stick the pen up your nose to write or use your nose to type it all out on a keyboard.

I wish for a wishing well so maybe some of my wishes would not get corrupted.

Sauberbmw
20-08-2009, 12:56 AM
granted, but the well is only for blind people.

i wish for nothing

lloyd
21-08-2009, 01:09 AM
Granted, but something goes horribly wrong and you end up with billions of dollars, the man/men or woman/women of your choosing, a new leadership roll as Uber Awesome Commander of Earth complete with a huge bronze statue of your likeness erected in the center of the city you designed. You also get a complimentary mini key chain of said bronze statue.

I wish I though of that last with...

Jordan
04-11-2009, 06:03 PM
I wish I though of that last with...

Granted but the wish granter gets confused by your typo and slapped you in the mouth.

I wish I could be cool like Herman Li...

m0tl3sl4y3r
04-11-2009, 06:48 PM
granted but u lose all of your friends because they don't feel cool enough to be around u

I wish the faculty of criminology woud respond to me and let me into criminology already and I like it more than the program I'm in right now

Jordan
09-11-2009, 12:38 PM
This is a classic forum game. I'll give you an example of how it works.

User-1: I wish Modern Warfare 2 would come out tomorrow
User-2: Granted, but it would cost $200. I wish that the Ps3 could do my homework.


I'll start:



My wish has been granted!!!!!

m0tl3sl4y3r
09-11-2009, 01:01 PM
you're right, MW 2 is coming out tomorrow